My English Word of The Year: Thug

I have always loved the word „thug“.

It is like everyone can feel its meaning.

It is phonetically shorter than „slug“, as short as bug, empty mug or under the rug.

I am really envious on that word.

My Good Ol‘ Shorter OED tells me now it is derived from Hindi. Organized robbers that strangled their victims.

Sounds pretty much like Antifa and Black Lives Matter.

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Wanna Get Sucked by Lady Foreskin?

Wanna get yer dick sucked by some decadent not even lowlife bitch that would already have the face of an old expired hag if she hadn’t bought herself some healthy Korean boys‘ foreskins‘ beauty?

Think You’ll get real fun out of such a feat? Who does?

You gonna give Your juice into the middle of the foreskins of sold out babies?

You right there with that?

 

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They Harvest Foreskins: Also Clits?

This is a very curt version of what I put out this night in German.

Foreskin harvesting and processing is a big industry. It has been for some years. I reported on that in August 2012.

Now I have wondered if they also harvest clits and whatever might be cut away with them and process and sell all that more or less likewise.

It would be kind of unfair not to have use for the female parts, would it not?


I’ll try to keep You on track.

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Patreon has all but fully fucked itself – Hi Shitty Valley!

Hi Facebook, hi YouTube, hi Twitter, hi to the rest of the pack!

I do know that You are dead afraid of a possible Trump reelection.

You did everything to take him out. Your contracts are crap, You have violated and abused every sense of even the standing section 230. Just using the old one duly to take You before court could be the end of Your machinations. Clearly adapted to these modern times, You will stand no chance of furthermore ignoring the First Amendment and via censorship and criminally deceiving data manipulation setting Your political agenda as seemingly neutral „platforms“.

By now, everyone with a brain knows more or less what You do. Millions are awaiting the day when the legal axe will (if there not even be litigations for past deeds) make You all decide if You want to be a publisher (which You have long come to be) or a platform (which You have long come not to be anymore).

You damn well know what this means. As publishers, You will simply go under because of legal liabilities. As real platforms You will loose most of Your political and manipulative clout.

Patreon already starts tasting the downside of its archdumb legalistic, seemingly woke-immune megalomania; maybe at least the major law firm that led them on this path will righteously be washed away along with their bankrupt client.

Thus, You still behave like the big kickasses, but with sleepless nights. Who knows what lawsuit comes out of the blue right before the elections? Who knows what Trump might do ere come November? Maybe just telling the American people in clear words and along proven statistics how You, as „platforms“, most dirtily engage in denigrating him, putting lies about him up front, holding the truth back, supressing facts, to grossly manipulate the general public?

I am very sure that Trump has all prepared.

The only reason he hasn’t sacked You already is that he knows this would have perversely put against him as a suppression of free enterprise and even free speech at that. By exactly those that punish companies for trying to keep up free speech and purge creators from their „platforms“ for single-handedly deciding that they engaged in „hate speech“. („Hate speech“ against Trump of course does not, never, ever, nowheres, not even ayond the Seven Mountains, exist.)

Enough now, boys and girls and whatnots of Shitty Valley.

With the Patreon case I’m starting to smell victory.

 

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Get Woke, Go Broke: Almost Episode Number Google

This is funny, hilarious, one of the best woke jokes of recent times.

Here, it is about a TV company that has humbly chosen the philantropist way of ruining itself before it could be burned down to the ground by beloved Antifa and BLM saviours. „Cancel Culture“ at its best. They didn’t cancel a Lauren Southern or a Stefan Molyneux or a Carl Benjamin or a Jordan Peterson: Those selfless caring geniuses – right ho! –  just canceled themselves.

Of course, the parent company can take a few hundred million dollars in losses; to them it is all an investment to get Trump out of office. They’re all willing to take massive losses now (Facebook, Google, everybody in Darth Vader Valley) to get the devil in the White House down and done.

Maybe this will work and Biden (or his buddies rolling the halfwit around) will give them everything. We shall see come November.

If it doesn’t work though, they may well be losing not a few hundred million but some juicy hundred billion dollars.

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German is busted. Now English fully works.

Make no mistake. Every word here is a decoy.

That is because I am German. Not even learning English very seriously for quite some time nonetheless taught me talking without my old beloved German decoys.

Almost noone really understands German. Thus it always was a walk in the park against us, as we mainly shot each other, WWI and WII are proof.

Now, German is so fucked up that almost nobody understands anything anymore from noone. Beer, bladder, babble and bubbles, that’s all that’s left.

The whole language is all but completely done for. All the nothing of this remnant soon down the drain.

It is only and just now the then that English is liberated for its full role. Anyone, even the new Chinese Emperor, can use it without restraint or even fear. Noone shall ever be misinterpreteted again. English is completely degermanized.

And, on top of that, noone ain’t speakin‘ or even understandin‘ German no more.

 

 

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Body Positivity: Stay Happily Safe, Bro!

70% fat posing to be fucked on the front pages of lifestyle magazines! Go out and stick yer pricks into their bulgy rears! Incredible overlaps of real skin and all that natural fat that you can now give a holy fuck!

You might well be reinventing fucking itself. Fucking through all these mats thou mightest make them holy. Yer dick will want these cosy places forever to be everywheres on any good fuckable woman to be found.

But, real new fuckers, I warn ye, there is a caveat.

Do not get all too body positive yerselves, as ye then might not get to sensible points of a therefore worthy woman anymore. Even 60 pounds of own body positivity may already impede your potentialities a bit, really worrisome it gets at 100 or 150.

This is certainly not fair, but physics aren’t. Physics set even a limit to body positivity, be there even special cranes used.

Besides, unfortunately, with all your good efforts, it is not advisable that you mass up a usual fifth more live weight than the women you choose to fondly caress, as your heart might soon deliver a strike, your horse not ride under your incredibly inflated buttocks anymore. You might by that time be having trouble loading them on the back of yer truck even with a jack. And thereafter steering the wheel more or less merely by your belly’s compression on it.

Just keep an eye on that and stay happily safe, bro.

 

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