Got a swap by an American soldier from the eighties.
A Yale guy and a Harvard guy at the plummy. Having finished the Harvard guy makes it straight for the door. The Yale guy boldly goes: „At Yale we learn to wash our hands after we go to piss!“ The other: „At Harvard we learn not to piss on our hands.“Bisher 2 Kommentare
It may well be at least one factor already.Bisher kein Kommentar
As for the funniest accents and pronunciations of the English language, for me the Russians overcome Indians and even Texans.
Even one Peter Svidler, of whom Danny King righteously said that his English is superb, sometimes gives us these hilarious Russian sudden high-pitched vowels.
In rolling the „r“ I might consider Indians as cute as Russians, Texans in more or less leaving it out altogether, also kicking the „t“ in „not“ (naah) into a phonetic abyss.
Anyhow, against the comedy of some Russian diction I could only put up some of my fellow Suebians who carry our incomparable nasals right into their Sueblish.Bisher kein Kommentar
Once they „burn down“ Google‘s and the other Five Eyes‘ main buildings to powder with all trees and shrubs around and on their compounds laughingly right about it I shall take things in California really seriously.
But probably that will not happen.
Whoever pulverizes homes over there, I deem they could long have done that.
The more or less direct repercussions by the destabilisation of the state by the „fires“ for the Cartel aside, where are their all-knowing pundits to explain us what goes on?
They just goin‘ home in the eve an‘ hopin‘ their homes are not debris already?
An‘ the Hollywood-Celebrity-Quacks, they ain‘t got anythin‘ on this whole shit?
I, that‘s for sure, wouldn‘t forget comin‘ home to my Malibu house, it all gone, just for huggin‘ the all sane shrubs and trees around it.
Maybe all will be soon forgot, just some crackpots like me still wonderin‘.
I doubt that though.
My feelin‘ tells me they are not done with California just yet.
Or maybe they are.
For now, at least.
Just showin‘ and havin‘ pulled off a goodly clean seen warnin‘.Bisher kein Kommentar
I ain‘t fuckin‘ made ta tell ya some only one more fuckin‘ story bigtime.
I know man, we Germans are suckers. Beerbrats. All kin‘a shit.
We even don‘t all know fuckin‘ English better than some shillthug from Hollywood or Rotherham Rape Castle. We don‘t know shit.
Some quack from Blackrock can just walk up and give us more shit. Anytime. It‘s just Germany.
We understand all cranks and feed them.
That‘s because we know that we are all cranks ourselves.Bisher kein Kommentar